What's More Embarrassing, A Tampon Or A USB Memory Stick? How 'Bout Both?

I've made a tampon joke or two here on GG before (my god given alcohol-fueled right as a depraved female blogger) but this is almost too much. If you look at the "regular, super, and ultra", the color scheme and descriptions are exactly like an O.B., the main inspiration for the drive's aesthetic. I'm not really sure what the point is, as carrying a tampon is much more embarrassing than a USB memory stick...but I guess there might be a girl geek out there who'd sooner admit to menstruating than needing to carry around some memory.

My only question is....does it turn completely red when its full?

Coming soon from Meninos, via Geekologie.