...And A Happy New *Barf*: Mario Kart Blue Shell Christmas Ornament
I hate blue shells. They're a punishment for being successful. Like tax hikes for the rich. Only those tools deserve it. This blue collar schmoe needs a victory in life every once in awhile. So fuck you blue shells. And your little Christmasy ornament counterparts too.
[Destructoid]
4 comments:
I actually blue shell, they target the lead person in the race much better than the red ones.
If they don't work a flying fist to face will. Nobody likes losing.
Merry Christmas to you too Bad Fish.
lol well of course they're fun when you're using them on someone else.
Happy holiday!
I recent acquired Mario Kart Wii and understand why you hate the flying blue shell especially when you are in the lead. I was thinking of Mario Kart on the N64 when the item first appeared in the game and have played the version on the Snes.
Generally, Shells of all kinds are fun when bombarded on your fellow players.
I play with a bunch of co-workers at work over the lunch hour on the DS. I'm the only one in the group that has any success dodging the blue shell, so for that reason I actually like it. I'm the only one with the power to fight it ;)
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