What To Wear While You Fail At Bomberman
Bomberman, Bomberman, if he can’t do it, it’ll be a bummer, man. $20, in men and women’s sizes.
Game Over, Man: Why I Now Support Video Game Euthanasia
Well when you look at it this way, it almost seems more humane to let them die young. This tee depicts life after the game is long over, once the brown has faded from Mario’s beard, old Yoshi has long passed on, and Peach’s beauty has long given away to hunchbackism.
[Etsy]
This Space Invaders Scarf Gives Me The Warm Fuzzies
Spend Cash, Get Nuka And Sunset Sarsaparilla Caps
Well, the Nuka caps are just darlin’ but I think wearing that one on the left would be just askin’ for trouble:
$9.00 for the set, in classic Nuka red, Nuka Quantum blue, and Sunset Sarsaparilla, complete with blue star. All are weathered to perfection and ready to be slipped onto a necklace. Just, you know, be careful with that. By Phenocrystminiatures.
[Etsy]
Empowering Lunch Box Tee Is Perfect For Your Midday Slump
Take that bento boxes. Give me an old fashioned American lunch box any day. If they’re packed like this, that is. This tee from ThinkGeek, featuring a mushroom, hamburger, cherries, a green herb and a thermos of coffee, can be yours for $15.99-$17.99.
Get Cozy With A Big Behemoth Hoodie
At the risk of contributing to the inevitable SOLD OUT status on these sweet sweatshirts, I just had to share. This *will* be the next purchase I make with my Etsy earnings. Unless of course Heineken starts taking PayPal.
$45, sizes unisex, and features feather pattern down the sleeve. Also has thumb holes!
$45, sizes unisex, and features feather pattern down the sleeve. Also has thumb holes!
This Is Enough To Make A Bra Burner Out Of Me
Terrance needs to Brooke Shields the hell out of whoever made this bra.
On a side note, doesn’t “Pokebra” sound like Madonna circa 1990 would wear? I imitated something to that effect in 8th grade algebra once. My teacher had placed a plastic cone on a table in front of the class for illustration on our geometry section. Had. Had placed. After I did my bitchin’ impression of her Madgesty, that scholastic prop was never to be seen again.
[StrikeGently via TheTanooki]
That Is One Dandy (Boy Apple) Girly Tee
Don’t worry peeps, this recent onslaught of Fallout 3 mod reviews won’t last forever. After all, Fallout: New Vegas comes out Tuesday and then you’ll be subjected to an all new brand of insanity. Whee!
The above is a tee I only saw yesterday and isn’t *quite* worth the rush ordering it would take to get here in time for the midnight launch event on Tuesday, but it’s still very cute. It comes in a number of different cuts and colors but the above is by far the best. Hit up the link below to purchase.
[Zazzle]
She Sells Sim Shirts At The Sims Store
The Sims merchandising peeps are trying to figure out what women’s tees they’re putting in their store next, and are putting it to a vote over on Facebook. Top vote wins. I like these four. Out of seven. Yeah, I’m no help. Vote here.
[Facebook]
Never!: “Give Up” Pac-Man Tee By Party Bots
Pictured: someone who is not me.
I really probably should have done this post about a thousand years ago. You don’t even want to know how long it’s been sitting in my draft box (Scarlet, Morgan shhhh don’t tell). But better late than never. I visited the West Seattle artist co-op Twilight (mercifully unrelated to that vampire shitfest) awhile back to kill some time and walked away with this awesome Pac-Man themed silk screened T shirt from PartyBots (above).
Now, I’m sure this isn’t a store policy, but as I browsed I noticed they didn’t have my preferred tee size and asked the woman behind the counter if they had any others. Instead of “checking in the back” as is custom at regular stores, she actually called up the artist and had him make a fresh one, which I had in my hand a half hour later. Now that’s service! I’m also pleased to say the fabric is heavenly soft and has just the right amount of “stretch” to it. All in all worth the price. Here’s a video about the co-op:
When you watch the beginning of this video, you’re actually seeing one of my old haunts. Spent waaay too many hours there waiting for a hookup bus. I highly recommend stopping by if you’re in the neighborhood of Alaska Junction, West Seattle. You can also visit PartyBot’s official site or their Etsy page to check out more of their designs.
Rain. Spain. BRAAAAINS.
I love the zombie craze. Zombieland was awesome, Resident Evil 5 was great (when played on local multiplayer) and I’ve even referred to my Zombie Survival Guide a few times. I think I picked up a copy of the Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, but I never read the original. I imagine I’ll have to use my braaaaains a little more.
This shirt is only $15, but the ladies size isn’t in baby doll. What’s wrong with you people?
[Split Lip via Boing Boing]
I’m GLaD To See This Portal Babydoll Tee
Better wear a bib while you wear this one. Wouldn’t want to ruin it with all that lovely cake.
Speaking of Portal, if you didn’t get a chance to read my write up on my private viewing of the sequel, Portal 2, check it out over at The Tanooki.
Hoodiebuddie Is The Only Friend You’ll Ever Need
I love hoodies. They’re how I make the world dead to me. Also, earphones. And this jacket is both. The drawstrings act as your iPod hook up, the ends of which you insert into your ears. Slap on some sunglasses, throw up the hood, and you’ll be as impervious to direct eye contact as Stevie Wonder running buck naked through an Amish wedding. Consider it social camouflage.
$44.
$44.
[Hoodiebuddie via Technabob]
Blocks Away! Tetris T Shirt
Was there really a time when people threw cargo from airplanes instead of having the decency to land first? I didn’t think my generation was familiar with that charming practice from the past. The “woman impaled by shard of urine ejected from an airplane bathroom” myth, though, we are.
Bearing that in mind…I’m feelin’ a little sorry for whoever passed that L block.
$10.00.
