Apparently Mario’s big 9th will be an acid tripping party.

[Mario Party 9 Cover Art - GameInformer]

These are so bangin’ I’d wear them naked. Just the shoes. Down Pike St.

$135 custom painted Super Mario Bros. shoes, by MagicBeanBuyer.

I found this at Target last night. I’d make some wry comment on how I’d love to be a kid again, but let’s face it. That never stops me.

And it didn’t, because I bought the hell out of this.

And a pink plush baby Yoshi too.

Well hello there, guy who managed to make a Tanooki Mario suit look hot.

(From Nintendo’s Super Mario 3D Land promotion, 11/4/11, San Diego, CA)

Ha! As if I needed any more prompting to drink booze.

Related: “It’s Dangerous To Go Alone!”

thedrunkenmoogle:

Mario, Wario, Luigi, and Waluigi Drinking Glass Set
Created by Etsy user CrossP
For sale on Etsy - $45.00

brain-food:

Samus Aran - by Torokun

That’s it, this is the new way I’ll be distributing coffee to my mouth. I will drag it into Starbucks if I have to. $34, from FanGamer.

Yes.

“Don’t Eat The Mushrooms”, a T shirt design by Ramsey Sibaja.

“Drains!!”, a Shirt Woot design by Phil Jones.

“The Seven Year Peach”, by fatheed.

Slumber party! And not one of mine, as fun as that would be. This slumber party is for Child’s Play, the gamer charity that provides funds and entertainment to kids in children’s hospitals across the world. G33kwatch, who has done other gaming marathon charities in the past, will be doing so again this upcoming weekend, and will be offering the chance to win a number of geekcraft prizes, included some made by yours truly:

I also gave them these but I don’t think they’re being given away:

If you have it in your heart, keep an eye on their site and donate this weekend to benefit sick kids. You may win an awesome geek crafty prize! The marathon starts June 4, 2011 at 12 pm and lasts 24 hours.

paraalgohadeservir:

cannot be unseen

 True story. Everything in your life has happened to Mario already, one way or another.

Historia verdadera. Todo en tu vida le ha pasado a mario ya, de una manera u otra.

These cookies might bring out the monster in me.