I found this at Target last night. I’d make some wry comment on how I’d love to be a kid again, but let’s face it. That never stops me.
And it didn’t, because I bought the hell out of this.
And a pink plush baby Yoshi too.

I found this at Target last night. I’d make some wry comment on how I’d love to be a kid again, but let’s face it. That never stops me.

And it didn’t, because I bought the hell out of this.

And a pink plush baby Yoshi too.

Mario Kart Power Ups Mysteriously Appear On The Bike Paths Of Portland



I, the great Scarlet Pirate, live in Awesome Town, USA — known to the rest of you as Portland, OR.  Among other reasons too obscure for you to understand, someone recently adding Mario Kart power ups to the bike lanes.  

The topper to this awesome story: the bikers avoid the banana peels.  I <3 you Portland.