Scarlet Pirate’s Impressions: Crafting Mama

First off, no discussion about Crafting Mama can properly begin without  first posting the VG Cat’s Classic strip. I love it. Granted, there’s the small problem of poor Mama can only do “feminine” things. I know. But if you can manage to can the cognitive dissonance for awhile, they’re so fun to play.

I’ve played most of the Mama games.  At least tried. Original Cooking Mama was freakin’ hard, and I think being American caused a lot of confusion on my end.  How the FUCK do I cook with chopsticks! You make yams by burning leaves on top of them?!  Oh wait, that was Muramasa.


Gardening Mama was a lot of fun though.  I played the shit outta that game. The controls were wonky at times, but it’s one of the few that uses the touch screen—even if it’s just a bunch of mini games.


Which brings us to Crafting Mama. In this iteration, they are much, MUCH more forgiving in the pass/fail tasks.  In previous versions, if you so much as missed one tiny stroke, or rotation, you would automatically get deducted points.  In Crafting Mama, you only need to pass each stage within the time limit to earn full points of that round. 

The needle-felting craft is a good example: in the first round, you pull apart felt from a ball. If you tug too hard, the ball of felt get misshapen, but you don’t lose points. You lose time rolling the ball, but as long as you finish the set amount of -whatevers- within the time frame, you pass the level.  

There’s a lot of different crafts to do—I’ve built a wind chime, paper sumo wrestler, earrings, hairband, and more—but there’s only so much I can take in one sitting.  I also have this overwhelming guilt for playing a game about making things, instead of doing my own projects. 

In short, it’s a fun game to waste time with, but it’s not a long, sit down game.  I got my copy through Gamefly; and I’m glad I didn’t buy it.  

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Walmart’s Blue Light Special On Fable III




Everyone’s already finished Fallout: New Vegas and are ready for Fable III, right?  Me neither. And while I want the game really really badly (like I need another hole in my head), Walmart does have a tantalizing online offer. If you buy it online, you also get a $20 Walmart gift certificate. I don’t care for Walmart that much, but $20 is $20.  And really, the time it will take for it to come through the mail is more New Vegas time.
 
Sorry I don’t have a direct link. The rumor was passed on to me, and I had to use the search toolbar before it would show up. I tried navigating the site to find it, but to no avail.  As if we all don’t just use the search tool anyways.

[Walmart Online]
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LEGO Video Games Stacked Up


Hi everyone, Scarlet Pirate here, helping Bad Fish with the whole “promise this blog isn’t just about Fallout.” Because in about an hour, I too will fall down the well that is Fallout: New Vegas. (Morgan Skye: It’s too late for me! Save yourself!!)

I received LEGO Harry Potter from Gamefly, and I must say, this feels like the best one yet. I feel like that LEGO video games have built up to this. I remember the Star Wars, which felt very empty (switching to other characters back then was a BITCH). I think I played the Indiana Jones LEGO (the first one) and I remember having a lot of fun with that. Batman LEGO was okay to me, I don’t remember why it didn’t really stand out to me. I was probably on a LEGO kick and burned out by then.

LEGO Indiana Jones 2 was BULLSHIT. The menu was like no one gave a shit, and pretty much all the levels were just fill in from the first one. I think I finished one or two levels and sent it back. I was PISSED.

Pictured: George Lucas and the Infinite Search for More Money
Thankfully, LEGO Harry Potter has won back my faith. I said that it felt like Lego was built for this; I’m referring to all the context sensitive spells you can use. I’m barely into it, and I have two or three spells, and a whole spell wheel that will be filled in by the game’s end. I played with my hubby, and a big THANK YOU for Lego figuring out the split screen. It’s really weird, I’ll admit, but the ability to move all across the map without worrying about the other player. It promotes exploration, and there’s a lot of that.

In short (too late), I recommend this game to anyone who wants to play co-op, introduce a non-gamer friend to the time wasting, money stealing world of video games, or anyone who wants quirky, easy ‘cheevos (achievements for us XBOXers).

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Fable III’s Huge Tracts Of Land (And Dongles)



I think the quote in the upper left hand corner says it all:

“You should have seen the ones were weren’t allowed to make!”

[Kotaku]
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Dead Rising 2 Costumes DLC (Which Do More Than Play Dress Up)



Again, I only come out of my zombie killing paradise in order to talk about my zombie killing paradise. There’s just something about mass murdering brain dead, shambling monsters once classified as “human.” Wait, maybe I shouldn’t say that out loud.

Four costume packs are coming to XBLA for 60 MS points each ($1.99 in meat-space). These were available for free if you pre-ordered, but now will be released one by one on Tuesdays over the next four weeks. It’s not just playing dress up either; some of these bonuses are fierce.

The Psychopath pack, which releases tomorrow October 12, will make Chuck “harder to kill” (I expect something similar to a Painkiller) and will improve weapons like “chainsaws, cleavers, axes,” etc. I wonder if hockey mask comes included? And do you think that the knife gloves count? That’s Freddie Kruger territory, right? 

The Soldier of Fortune pack will release next Tuesday, October 19. Any guns with ammo will be doubled (does the BFG and Super BFG count?!?!), you’ll have better accuracy (thank you Jeebus!) and you’ll get a special move that “sprays zombies with bullets.” Yes, please. 

The Sports Pack will increase damage from — you guessed it—sports related weapons. But the “extras” on this one is sure to score a touchdown (see what I did there?): gambling will be more profitable, health items will work better, and for the alcoholic in us all, booze will no longer cause you to puke. This pack will release on October 26.

The final pack is the Ninja Pack, which gives you cool pajamas, and increases weapons like swords and “stackable” items  (I’m not sure what that means?). And since you’re a ninja, you’ll also be able to pass by zombies undetected better. And no, I didn’t just make that up. That’s for real real. 

To be honest though, I’m not really going to care after tomorrow’s DLC. Fallout: New Vegas releases October 19, and the next week unveils Fable III. Sorry Chuck, but I have to go on to new games. Don’t worry; we’ll always have Fortune City. 

[Game Rant]

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Flashback: X-men Arcade “Soon” for XBLA & PSN



Marvel released the news at New York Comic Con that they will bring X-men (the arcade version) to PSN and XBLA.  The price was undetermined, and the dates were unannounced.  But they’re totally gonna do it. 

Joystiq called Dazzler, so I’m calling Wolverine.  Back off, Jean Grey.

[Joystiq]
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Capcom Releases Dead Rising 2’s Guide To Health And Safety




Hi everyone. I decided to come out of my zombie killing nirvana just long enough to read about killing zombies. I’m completely addicted to Dead Rising 2 and all I can think about is better and faster ways to kill zombies.

Capcom released a “magazine” full of not just hints and tips for the game, but extras including advertisements and  “letters from readers.” Capcom’s upped the awesome content by posting the magazine online so you can scour every page.

Now to get back to my previously scheduled asskicking. Those zombies aren’t going to kill themselves with a chainsaw painted like dick and balls, you know.

[Capcom-Unity via Joystiq]
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OMG Planescape Torment on GOG




If you’ve heard of Planescape Torment, you know why this is a big deal. If you haven’t heard of it, go freakin’ buy it already.  It’s only $9.99 for PC on the newly relaunched GoodOldGames.com.

Planescape Torment is very story driven; you’re dead, or at least you were, and wake up on a slab in some mortuary or evil experiment lab, I forget which, and your only friend is a floating, mouthy skull. That’s where you freakin’ start. 

There are a LOT of dialogue options. They give you a lot of room to be nice, or mean, or lie, or everything in between. Even the Fallout series has less options.
  
I also played this recently, digging out my old copy during the gaming famine of ‘09. It’s was a little harsh to look at, but not like going back to FFVII (I love you Cloud, but we can’t see each other like this anymore).

Go. Now.  

[Gog via Joystiq]

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Scott Pilgrim Books on Super Sale At Amazon




Amazon.com currently has 6 of the Scott Pilgrim comics graphic novels on sale, for less than $25 total.  

I’ve read the first two books, and they seemed very similar to the movie (which I saw first) but I’m assured that the rest of the books start taking a different direction.  I was also told, vaguely, that the ending is “much different.” 

So if you didn’t go see the movie, or buy the game, now’s your chance for redemption.  But if you don’t, you’re not allowed to complain that there isn’t enough gamer culture. 

[Martyfnday via Twitter]

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Get Your (Bio)shock Therapy With These New Infinite Screenshots And Gameplay Demo



I was surprised to see a gameplay video so soon, since they just announced Bioshock: Infinite, but it definitely looks gooooood.  The creators had mentioned previously that the city was floating, and that you would feel that in the game.  I have to admit, it definitely looks and feels like they are all separate entities.  Also, I was glad to see some tactics on how to fight large groups of enemies — it felt pretty impossible in the others, but the skills seem to be well matched for such occasions. 

Overall it looks pretty damn impressive. I just wonder if they’ll have an achievement for falling to your death so many times.  Can we call it the Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius achievement?


While we’ve got you here, be sure to check out the new screen shots from TGS 2010, below. 










[Joystiq]

Video Games, Comic Books, And Issues Of Freedom of Speech



“Censorship is telling a man he can’t have a steak just because a baby can’t chew it.” — Mark Twain 

“If the human body’s obscene, complain to the manufacturer, not to me.”—Larry Flynt

It seems like strange things to put together. I mean, comic books and video games aren’t that far from each other, a social outcast is a social outcast, right? (haha, being funny, don’t hurt me).

But the video game industry has gotten a lot of flak regarding game content and real world repercussions. I don’t even want to search for the latest “hot coffee” or some kid that shot people or hurt people and he played video games. Because the years of social awkwardness and multiple psychiatrist visits didn’t point to some psychotic tendencies. 

I won’t go into my full rant, but check out Stan Lee’s letter urging the Video Game Voters Network and gamers everywhere to stand up for their rights.  He compares a very similar situation to what comics went through in the 50’s. 

These laws have good intentions — of not giving kids access to materials that are unsuitable for them — but that’s a very broad statement. There’s already a lot of support right now for parent’s to monitor their kids; off the top of my head, there’s the ESRB, family settings on consoles, vchips and numerous other ways. See also: watch your own fucking kids.

Again, I’m all for “protecting the children” (that’s why I have to keep a 500 ft radius, right?).  But I should not be denied, or greatly restricted, from purchasing content that is completely acceptable for my age (over 21 and that’s all you need to know).  I completely agree that violent, sexual, and drug related content should not be available to young kids (but read this amazing article about a 4 yr old, and how his interaction with GTA proves that we’re the twisted ones).

The ESRB already does an amazing job of rating every game and narrowing it down to a tiny paragraph on the back of a game.  It takes less than a minute to read. How much easier can it be? And how easy is it for a minor to buy a CD with adult lyrics, or sneak into an R rated movie? Oh look, someone already published a graph showing how likely kids were turned away from buying adult materials, including movie theater admission, parent advisory CD’s, R rated DVDs and video games. Damn, I knew I was a good journalist for some reason!

So let me just say this: you don’t have to like it.  You don’t have to look at it. That doesn’t mean that I don’t, or that I shouldn’t be allowed to, because you don’t like it. So there.

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Case Zero: DOOOO IT!!!!




I know there are still some people out there, not sure whether or not to get the Dead Rising 2 DLC. Those of you who knew you wanted it, already got it; and any person within earshot of them, was probably harassed repeatedly over how awesome it was, probably got it too.

But for those of you still on the fence, I implore you—buy it.  It’s sooooo worth it.  If you’re going to play Dead Rising 2 anyway, you might as well get this part too. The DLC gives you a head start by letting you level up (max level 5), which would carry over into the full game.   You can get back into the feel of the game, this time with the ability to actually READ!  (And they made the text HUGE, don’t worry.)  The achievements are easy but fun (kill 1,000 zombies? Don’t mind if I do!) though I did need to look up hints on a few of the crafted items.

Also, the game reminds you how wonderful it feels to slaughter hundreds of zombies.  Mercilessly, unsympathetically murder the hordes of the undead.  With a swinging chainsaw paddle thing. (That’s a real fucking weapon in the game.) Or maybe a moose head.  Oh, I love the moose head.  It lets you run through town, AND impale zombies! 

Just don’t be mad at me when you can’t wait for Dead Rising 2 to release, Sept 28th. 


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Mario Kart Power Ups Mysteriously Appear On The Bike Paths Of Portland



I, the great Scarlet Pirate, live in Awesome Town, USA — known to the rest of you as Portland, OR.  Among other reasons too obscure for you to understand, someone recently adding Mario Kart power ups to the bike lanes.  

The topper to this awesome story: the bikers avoid the banana peels.  I <3 you Portland.

Sneak Peek At Dead Rising 2’s Awesome Weapons


Face Meeeelllltttteeeerrrrr!

Maybe its my general disdain for humanity.  Maybe its the guilt free killing spree. But there is nothing I love better than killing me some zombies.  Sure, Resident Evil 5 was fun, with a second player, and Left for Dead has proven to me that I will NOT survive the apocalypse, but Dead Rising wins with the pure, unending, all-you-can-kill zombie fest.  It makes my little black heart sing.

Check out the link below for a previewer’s top 5 awesome weapons.

[Joystiq]

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Scott Pilgrim Out on XLBA Yesterday, Contains Extra Content Codes


So yesterday marked the end of the long wait for XLBA to release their version of Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.  And for $15, $5 more than the PSN version which was released 15 days earlier (I hope punching in my credit card number angrily on my keypad proved how mad I was at you, XBOX).

It’s an awesome game, with great throwbacks to games of old, including a “subspace highway” that includes “faulty code” on the screen, as if the game glitched out.  When you exit the game to return to the dashboard, it does this little blip thing—something I never would have thought of, but is totally reminiscent of NES games.  It makes me want to blow it (dear Bryan O’Malley…..)

The game even comes with “cheat” codes, entered at the start screen.  There’s zombie mode —- down, up, right, down, up, right, down, up, right, right, right then the punch button.  Boss Rush mode is unlocked using right, right, B, R1, right, right, B, R1.  

Now I want to try the Konami code.  I think I’m feeling, cough cough, ill.  I think I need to, cough, go home from work early.  Cough, cough cough.  Yeaaaaaa.

[Joystiq]